HAVE I HAD A HEART ATTACK?

'Just want to have you checked out. If you have had a heart attack then we won't be able to do your hip op for six months,' said the Anaesthetist from the hospital on the phone this morning. She'd read my notes and saw I'd mentioned a pain in my left arm. Nice to know someone has read the detail. When I went for my pre-op they got me mixed up with Rhys. It seems I've already had my right hip replaced.